Following in the adulterous footsteps of other high-profile men-who-make-all-of-us-look-bad (ahem, Tiger and Jesse), the American Dream was paparazzi'd while attempting to impregnate his assistant through his friggin swimming trucks. Don't people realize what happens when they're famous? Really, I wouldn't imagine there are many places on Earth that you can go where photographers can't.
"Come on, baby. I know this nice little spot in the Caribbean where no one will see you give me a bronco buster out on the open beach. Pannies to the side, please."
Maybe Christina Milian's secretly a crazy bitch. If that's the truth, she must be a pretty good actress because she appears to be infectiously bubbly and simply pleasant all the time. Or, you know, maybe Dream's graduated to a new level of ballerism. Maybe he doesn't like his woman talented, sexy, and flexible. Right.
Meanwhile, on planet Earth, sane men will welcome the return of Christina Milian. I know I'll enjoy it when she comes back and does spinaroonies in ink again. :))
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