Monday, July 5, 2010

| bad, real bad: teairra overkill |



// Teairra Mari - My Lovin' //

Poor Teairra Mari. The one-time Jay-Z protege tanked on her first album (if you can call 280,000 records a flop), was effectively replaced by Rihanna, and still hasn't released her sophomore album, At That Point. It's a shame, because I can see a lot of potential in her. She's got the vocal chops to pass, and she's definitely got the look. For reasons unknown, the album keeps getting swept under the rug at Warner.

Determined to keep our attention, she has released a series of R&B covers (w/ videos) that basically scream: "HellOOOooo? Milk chocolatey sex kitten over here!" I won't front: the first video (over Usher's "Hey Daddy") was smoking hot.  Even her racy version of Drake's "Over" was okay. A little shameless, but you won't see me complaining about it. Judging by the feedback, those who like it, like it a lot.

Now a couple of videos later, even I'm getting tired of seeing her half-naked. Yeah yeah, your body is stunning and your hair is like a friggin' pantene pro v commercial, but please do something impressive with clothes ON again. At this point, she's got to make a choice: either sing us a damn song (your song, not someone else's with a female spin on it) or quit blueballin' the internet and leak a sex tape. She's operating under the assumption that there aren't enough hot, useless chicks spamming the internet with their smut. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Tila "DJ-fucker" Tequila. God. Do porn or sing, not both.

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