I normally wouldn't bother writing about some stupid rap beef, but this one is so bad that it's good. Those of us following Kanye West's streak of Friday-night dominance will have heard Jay-Z's killer line about MC Hammer on "So Appalled." Enraged, MC Hammer KING HAMMER took to Twitter to announce his plans to fire back at Hov. And so it is: November 1st, 2010, will go down in history as the day the 48 year-old Hammer took a futile swing at one of rap's all-time titans. And missed.
This track accomplishes little more than a fart in a windstorm. It's another painful reminder why faded stars should stay faded. You had hits and spawned an iconic Halloween outfit or two... but PLEASE, mighty King Hammer, never step into a booth ever again.
Watch below if you want to see Hammer train MMA, attempt dance moves way too hard for him, and generally move his hands way more than he needs to. Oh yeah, he also baptizes(!) a Jay-Z lookalike. Oh, the badness!
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