| bad, real bad: sexpenders |

Here's Ace Hood trying to stay relevant by releasing a video for his freestyle over Robin Thicke's "It's In the Morning." The original? Classy, and very sexy. Ace Hood's ghetto-vision remake? Not classy, and kind of gay. There are so many peculiar things going on here, I don't even know where to start. What's up with those suspenders? Why is Ace so.... intimate with this chick? It's so un-street of him.

If the song is called "Sex in the Morning," why isn't he showing any interest with actually having sex with her? He either just lays there or raps at her! I love it when he checks his watch @ 0:45. Like he has a hot career to get to after this girl finishes degrading herself for his amusement. What he should've called it is "Lapdance in the Morning" or "Dry Hump in the Morning." And speaking of which, what guy do you know could take a lappy like that and not pitch tent? Oh I get it, maybe he's saying he gets so much primo ass, he doesn't even half-chub for crazy hot booty-bounce time in the morning. Must be nice.

I'm going to turn this video off and return to planet Earth where shit like this only happens never.